During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I have post one night stand depression
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