on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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