no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
