I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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