Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
