Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
