you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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