please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
