if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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