You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
And then he peed in my hair
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