Welp...herpes.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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