READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My dick has a subreddit
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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