Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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