Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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