I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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