I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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