K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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