i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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