I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
