why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just found a bag of teeth...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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