Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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