Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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