he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
