I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
