4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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