She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
