Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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