Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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