life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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