is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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