new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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