my soul wont recognize me after tonight
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
