I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just found puke in my bra..
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Someone signed my nipple.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
send nudes
from the living room?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
