So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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