You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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