We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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