Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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