I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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