This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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go home
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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