one two three fourrrrnication!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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