Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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