In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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