I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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