i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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