Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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