You're so nebulous sometimes
I wish i was in the wii world.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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