you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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