Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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