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All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon

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(937): View more from Ohio

What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.

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(239): View more from Florida

Missed another period

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I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Just look for the house with the beer knights.

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(410): View more from Maryland

it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral

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(256): View more from Alabama

Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....

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