Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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