I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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