Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
This house was built for laser tag.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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